There’s really something about this year that fucked celebrities up. 2009 gave us an orgasm of teen scandals–from Vanessa Hudgen’s take two on her leaked nude pics, to Rihanna’s domestic violence fiasco… man, do these teen celebs explode!

It’s hard to pick which one’s best, so I came up with four of the most scandalous teen celebrities this 2009:

Lindsay Lohan – Well, despite her not having any projects, she still makes it to the headlines with her crazy antics and obsession with Samantha Ronson. Her numerous scandalous paparazzi pics, drunk tweets, desperate and pathetic pleas to Sam, and her trysts with different men got her a spot here.

Miley Cyrus – Well, she just can’t wait to grow up and fulfill her porn star ambition. Miley shocked us with her racy photos and stripper-like outfits and moves in her music videos and live performances. And recently, she was spotted in a hot pink bikini with a tattoo under her tits. I sometimes forget she’s only 17!

Vanessa Hudgens – This Disney star just never learns! This year another bunch of photos of her self-shooting naked got leaked in the internet which created a big fuzz in the industry. After admitting the photos were legitimate, her lawyers threatened to sue anyone who posts those pics again! Oops.

Rihanna - Perhaps the biggest newsmaker this year was Rihanna. 2009 has been shitty to this celebrity, all thanks to Chris Brown’s fist. Headlines were filled with her beaten-up face, and the fiasco caused major turmoil in her career. And it wasn’t the end of it. Soon after, pics of her showing off her nude body got leaked, and we all know how it got there. It wasn’t you Chris, right? Right, it wasn’t you.

Well, that’s about it. Let’s all cross our fingers for more scandals from these teen celebrities for 2010!

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Kim Kardashian is the newest Carl’s Jr. commercial girl, and I say she’s the best choice for the job. I mean, she really doesn’t need any acting training to do a good job here, the girl knows her mouth and uses it well. And just as expected, the commercial’s typically Kim, lingerie-clad with just one expression on her face, but looking so devilish and hot.

This reminds me of her sextape. So yeah, we now know she trained well alright. Kim sure learned her lesson in sucking–I mean, eating a cock–oh I mean Carl’s Jr. new salad. Now I know what I want for dinner.

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I stumbled upon these pics of Alyson Hannigan and her family shot while they were strolling around in Santa Monica and it reminded me how lucky her husband is that he could bang that MILF every time he wants to. Not to disrespect her, especially now that she’s a new mom or anything, I just couldn’t help but remember how good she is when it comes to giving blowjobs. The expression on her face throughout the entire sextape is phenomenal because you’re sure she enjoyed every minute of having her mouth stuffed with a hard cock and a warm, slimy cum on her face. Nowadays, it’s hard to find a chick that loves to swallow, let alone enjoy it. So congratulations to the lucky dude for marrying that hot MILF that is Alyson Hannigan.

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Country singer Carrie Underwood recently got engaged to her hockey player boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators. The singer’s boyfriend confirmed the engagement himself saying he and Carrie “are both obviously excited and very happy.” Carrie even showed up in the Dec 21 hockey game flashing her precious engagement ring.

Yeah, but that’s not the real news. The more important part of this post are Carrie Underwood’s bikini pics! Isn’t that hot news or what? Who knew that the virginal Carrie would go out her house 80% naked? Ha. For sure a lot of male admirers of Carrie Underwood jerked off immediately as soon as they set their eyes on the hot almost-naked bikini bod of Ms. Underwood.

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Just hours after Brittany Murphy’s death, rumor surfaced over Twitter that Miley Cyrus is dead. Of course, it was a hoax, or an attempt to be funny. And the culprit of this false news, you ask? It was none other than Peaches Geldof.

Peaches apparently tweeted that “a friend in the industry” texted her that Miley is dead and nobody knew it yet. Just as expected all of Peaches’ followers in Twitter followed suit, spreading the rumor even more so. Lots of Miley’s fans were alarmed, thinking it was true. Soon enough, the rumors died after a number of fans testified that Miley is alive because they’ve just seen her perform at London’s O2 Arena.

We know death is everywhere especially this year, and it would help a bit to lighten people’s spirits up because of the sadness it entails. But it is never okay to spread death hoaxes. Hopefully Peaches learned her lesson well–think before you tweet. It’s never okay to mess with the thousands of fans of teen celebrity Miley Cyrus; you’d be in big trouble if you do just that.

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You may call Tila Tequila the queen of publicity stunts as she never gets tired of thinking new ways to get attention, and most of the time resorting to desperate pleas to get noticed. She has bashed Rihanna by saying she’s got herpes, faked her death, and God knows how much more terrible things she has done out of famewhoring. Then, she announced her engagement with lesbian heiress Casey Johnson, and flashes her ass in the process.

And it gets better. Her most recent attempt to get attention: announcing her pregnancy and that she’ll be a surrogate mother to her brother’s child. Wow. For a while when I read that, I thought her brother knocked her up but yeah, maybe he really did. Or not. But whatever. If this is true, then the child’s real parents must be out their minds for choosing Tila as a surrogate mom because we all know she’s a drunk crazy bitch.

Anyway, drop by here if you can’t get enough of Tila Tequila’s famewhoring antics!

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Once in a while Alicia Keys stops being conservative and boring and unleashes her inner slut. And today we’re lucky enough to get a glimpse of her pokey nipples while she was working out in a beach somewhere in Barbados in an orange bikini. Though she’s only half-slutty (because she’s wearing a cropped jogging pants over a bikini), that’s good enough for us since this will probably happen again after a long time.

Well, we can’t expect her to follow Paris Hilton’s footsteps since this girl actually has a well-functioning brain. Not that I’m saying Paris doesn’t have a brain. I’m just saying she doesn’t always use it. So there. Anyway, see more headlight pics at this place here!

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Here again is our favorite socialite and famewhore Paris Hilton who never fails to give us entertainment. This time she “accidentally” had an upskirt moment, flashing her pussy in P. Diddy’s 35th birthday.

If you were a celebrity who is not a famewhore (meaning you are not Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, or Tila Tequila), and you’ve had a terrible upskirt moment once in your career, wouldn’t you think twice and be extremely careful before getting off a car or when barging through some red carpet event because another accident may occur and the paparazzis are sure to be all over you? Probably so. But she’s Paris, so she takes every chance to flash her nips, ass, or pussy when the paparazzis are around for fun. Or for more attention. We’ll never know why she does that, but we’re glad she never fails to shower us with her goodies.

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If there’s one good thing that Lindsay Lohan does, then that’s taking her clothes off. Well honestly it’s the only thing that keeps me interested since she’s basically throwing her career (if she even has one) and her life away. I mean, the booze and drugs are slowly shedding her youthfulness and are actually making her look like the present Courtney Love, so what else does she have to offer but go and strip down all the way to keep us looking.

Anyway, here are some quite successful attempts of Lindsay to catch our attention, her topless pics from Muse Magazine. I gotta say the girl still got some sweet creamy tits; those are probably the only things that doesn’t look old about her. Though she looks stoned (as always), Lindsay manage to give me a hard-on with these nudes. Good for her.

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Add Blake Lively and red carpet events, and it would be no surprise that you’d see her in either ultra-low cut cleavage-revealing or ultra-short leggy dresses. In the Sherlock Holmes movie premiere, you got both! Here’s Blake Lively looking very classy and conservative in a see-though seemingly lingerie dress. Yes, that was sarcastic.

Blake is extremely sexual in every way possible and she knows it. That’s why she grabs every opportunity to flaunt her hot body. Maybe to get more attention? Well, as a young celebrity you need every attention you can get to stay in the limelight. Maybe to seduce more men because she’s damn tired of her boyfriend Penn Badgely’s boner? Well, she’s quite damn successful with that part.

One piece of advice for Blake: enough with the teasing. if you’re that hot and sexy, why not flaunt some more? We promise we’ll be kind in imagining you in every hardcore position there is. Pretty please?

Anyway, there are more of Blake’s teasing here, check them out and enjoy!

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