As if she hasn’t already have enough on her plate to deal with, here are pics of Lindsay Lohan allegedly sucking face with Paris Hilton just to screw her over some more. I say alleged, because LiLo’s face is too damn fucked up in the photos to recognize her, but still, a little prod with your mind and it’s all good to go, yeah?

But whatever anybody says, I still believe it’s Lindsay in these kinky lesbian pictures. If you look long enough, you’ll see the unmistakable signs. One, the heavy-lidded eyes from wild partying and little sleep. Two, the little dots on her arms that could either be her freckles or nasty puncture points from doing the bad shit. And the biggest giveaway here is she’s locked lips with a fellow skank/fuckup/celebrity trash so hard it’s like she’s trying to hog Paris Hilton’s share of coke out of her damn mouth. But counting out all of the bad things in her life (which I just so conveniently enumerated), it’s still Lindsay Lohan, a hot redhead engaged in a sexy girl-on-girl action like it’s her private business! I wouldn’t say no to that.

I just hope Lindsay Lohan patches herself up so she can be sane enough to start working on her celebrity sex tape that will finally push her life out of this rut. Of course I’m concerned about her! And the sex tape! Don’t forget the sex tape!

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I know Hollywood is already reeling from all the hot mess of reality nobodies flooding in from all sides, but if that’s what it takes to get more chicks letting their titties out, by all means, fucking send ‘em in. One such reality trash is Corrie Loftin, a.k.a. Davin Lexen, who joined the ranks of cheap TV hookers entertainers in Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, some half-assed reality show conceived in the middle of a bong session. But again, turn a blind eye at the show and keep your eyes on Corrie Loftin’s tits.

You can tell right away Corrie Loftin is one of the prettier specimens produced by reality TV, and the better gifted sluts in the boob area. I’m no expert in locating a fake tit in the vicinity, but whether these are plastic or not, I wouldn’t think twice grabbing Corrie Loftin’s plush titties and sticking my dick inside her pussy for good measure.

And you know right off the bat she’s a slut, evidenced by the kinky nipple rings and a look that’s begging for a splash of cum to stain her pretty face. So skip the reality bit of it all and be BFFs with Corrie Loftin’s naked pussy pictures.

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Of course. We all know Paris Hilton and what she would do to get attention, so it isn’t really surprising to know she has another one of those nip slip moments. I think she already have a calendar full of scheduled nip slips in her organizer or something, because it fucking happens all the time. Some nip slips are pretty much staged, like those when her nipples pop out of her bikini in some “candid” bikini shots. Soem are because of her stupidity. While, some are, well, I must admit, purely accidental.

In this case, well she had a foolproof combo going on to give us these nip slip pics. And that is: booze + wardrobe malfunction. Well, this incident happened when she was partying at The Estate in Boston. She was performing a song, well lipsynching a song actually, when her tits bursted out of her tube dress. Of course, she was drunk as hell, as always.

So if there’s one thing we’re sure of in this world, well, that is we’ll never run out of Paris Hilton nip slips, cameltoes, beaver flashes, etc. Name it, she’ll do it. Now if you’re still not tired of seeing her “accidents”, then you should drop by here to get more of her classic publicity stunts. Go!

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